Sunday, June 30, 2013

New House Blog: Episode LCVII - A Tree Grows In San Jose

A lot of trees grow in San Jose.  We live in a very tree-friendly, tree-populated city.  The tree featured in this Episode is our parking strip tree (for those not native to San Jose it may be known as a sidewalk tree).

Tree Termites

Whilst removing buried black plastic sheeting from around the base of tree we discovered a live, active colony of termites.  We have not seen any new termite activity in our New House, and we don't know if this tree colony is composed of, or contains, any refugees from last year's termite tenting of our New House, or if they are a completely independent colony.  Regardless of this, said termite discovery led to the replacement of said tree, which event will be covered in more detail below.

Tree Diagnosis

When we first discovered the termites we called Clark Termite, the company that tented our house for termites last May, and they said we should call an arborist.  Based mostly (completely) on Yelp reviews, we called Tree Elite.  Leroy, from Tree Elite, examined our tree and determined that it was 90% dead and should be replaced before it fell on someone.

Tree Permit

Armed with Leroy's diagnosis, we applied to the city for a tree removal and replacement permit.  A city official came out and posted a notice on our tree that stated that we were planning to remove the tree, and that any objections to said removal must be submitted to the city in writing within 14 days of the posting of the notice.  We don't know why anyone would object to the removal of a 90%-dead tree, but it's nice to know that people in San Jose have the right to object to parking strip tree removal.  About two weeks after the 14 days had elapsed we received our tree removal and replacement permit.

Tree Removal

Action at last.  A crew from Tree Elite, led by Max, came to our house and dismantled our parking strip tree. Satchmo was not happy with the noise of the tree dismantling, and he slunk around and hid in various nooks and crannies in our New House.  Miles and Daisy did not seem to be bothered by the noise.

 This picture shows the early stages of tree removal.
Much less of the tree is upright in this picture.  Notice the skillful use of rakes by the Tree Elite crew.  We commend them for their excellent cleanup after the tree was cut down.

 The tree stump.
 The tree stump up close.  Can you tell how old the tree was?
The hole where the tree stump used to be.

















Tree Planting

A few days after the tree removal Max's crew came out and planted our new tree - a Thornless Honey Locust (Gleditisia Triacanthos Inermis).  This is the species specified on our tree permit - the city gave us no other options, something that Leroy thought was unusual.

 This is our new Thornless Honey Locust tree.   It is a bit smaller than I had hoped, but I am told they grow rather quickly.
Already the neighbors (and strangers) have begun to enjoy parking in its meager shade.
 Watering, at this stage in its life, is 3 times a week, and we should leave the bracing in place for at least the first year.
Our new tree will get plenty of sunshine.

Our old tree was about 40 to 45 years old, according to my quick count of its rings.















The tree is dead.  Long live the
      bIsh

Saturday, June 29, 2013

New House Blog: Episode LCVI - Those Succulent Kaktuses

Now that we have a cactus garden I find myself not using the word, "cacti," when talking about the plants in our cactus garden.  Instead I have taken to using the term, "cactus," to refer both to individual plants and multiple plants.  I've discovered that I just like the sound of it better.  Say it a few times.  Cactus.  Cactus.  One cactus.  Two cactus.  Eleventy billion cactus.  A whole forest of cactus.  I think you'll agree that it's time to rid the English language of the unnecessary word, "cacti."  And don't et me started on, "octopi."

Front Yard Garden Update

One of our voodoo plants (A. Undulatum x Arboreum 'Zwartkop') was in sad, sad shape.  It arrived at our New House alive and full of vitality, but after only two short months it was clear to us that this voodoo plant was no longer full of vitality and life.  Here is a picture of the voodoo plant when it was freshly-planted.

The voodoo plants are the large flowery-looking plants.  The afflicted voodoo is the one that is front and center in the picture.  Notice how lush and beautiful it looks.  During its brief stay in our front yard garden it lost most of its petals and its stalk started to crack and slowly collapse.  Plant vitamins and cactus nutrients (prescribed by a knowledgeable nursery worker) did nothing to ameliorate the situation.

With receipt and mostly-dead voodoo in-hand we headed to the local Home Depot and returned the failed succulent for a full refund, which we then spent on two smaller succulents to replace it, and a third small succulent to fill in some empty space in the front yard garden.

Meet the Campfire Plant (Crassula Capitella).  This plant is native to Africa.









Meet the Flapjacks (Kalanchoe Luciae).  How can you not like a plant named Flapjacks?










Here they are together, with additional locational context included.  In the background can be seen a Coppertone Stonecrop, on the right, and the base of a Moroccan Pencil Cactus (that's our name for the plant, not its official name), at the top left.

This is the third, space-filling succulent, the Echeveria 'Black Prince' Echeveria Hybrid (SHaviana x affinis).






Cactus Garden Update

Our cactus garden, introduced in this Episode, was planted with room for expansion and growth - our initial planting was phase 1 of what we planned to be a multi-phase expansion.  We have now completed phase 2 with the addition of 6 more cactus.  These 6 new cactus fill in some of the gaps left over from phase 1.  Let's meet the new additions.

This is a green Kosmik Kaktus (Mammillaria Gracilis Fragilis).  It is not naturally this shade of green - according to its in-store label it has white radial spines and it produces large mats for ground cover.

This is a pink Kosmik Kaktus.  The  color is the result of "an artificial color treatment that is long lasting, waterproof, and non-toxic."  Sadly, we did not see this notice on our Kosmik Kaktuses when we bought them - we thought that the various colors were naturally occurring.

Blue Kosmik Kaktus.  It's cool, but it would have been cooler if the color was natural.  All of our Kosmik Kaktuses are artificially colored.

The purple Kosmik Kaktus adds a bit of flair.

This is the other green Kosmik Kaktus.  As you can see, the Kosmik Kaktuses are quite small at this time, but we expect some big things from them in the coming months and years.

Also added to our cactus garden was this delightful Golden Barrel cactus (Echinocactus Grusonii).

And here is the overview that shows how the phase 2 cactus fit in.  It also shows the new growth on the prickly pear cactus.







Lactrodectus Mactans Encounter

Sadly, I'm not quite 100% sure that what we encountered was a genuine l. mactans.  It was the right color, shape, and size, but it was out in the open and I could not confirm that it had an orange hourglass mark on its abdomen.

It was night, and as we approached our front door we noticed a sisnter shadow on the wall, the outside wall of the garage.  Closer inspection revealed that said shadow was caused by our porch light illuminating a large, black spider in the shape and shininess of a b. widow.  The black w. was hanging by an unseen thread from the eave of the house, and it made no attempt to hide itself as we walked by.  I sprang quickly into action and grabbed my trusty outdoor flyswatter with custom-reinforced handle, grabbed my phone, and prepared to attack.  First, of course, I would need pictures.

The fiend seemed to be alarmed and disturbed by the flash of my phone's camera, and it started to head for cover.  I had to act quickly, and quickly I acted.  I brought down my flyswatter on that lactrodectus m. with all of the spider-killing energy and force I could muster.  It was a clean hit - the 'widow was down and the battle was over.  The probable lactrodectus mactans was dead.  Even if it was not a genuine l. m., it is one less black, shiny spider to worry about.

 Here is the first of two poorly-focused pictures of the fiend.  It started moving away when the flash went off, so I didn't have time to carefully compose the shot.
The second unfocused photo.  If you look closely you might notice that the 'widow has moved slightly.














One cactus, two cactus.  Red cactus, blue
    bIsh

Sunday, June 02, 2013

New House Blog: Episode LCV - Yet More Gardens

We like our gardens.  We like to look at our gardens.  We like to acquire new and exotic plants for our gardens.  We like to talk and blog about our gardens.  We sometimes even like doing the work necessary to start and maintain our gardens.  Fortunately for us, we have designed some of our gardens with the idea that they will require little maintenance.  The succulents in our front yard garden, for instance, should need less water and care than the plants in our eating garden.  Likewise, our cactus garden, which hasn't been publicly revealed yet, but is publicly revealed later on in this Episode, should require only minimal watering and care.  Also revealed in this Episode is a treasure trove of newly-discovered artifacts from the back yard.

Berry Plants

We do not consider the berry plants to be a garden, or part of a garden, but they are close to each other.  While at the nursery browsing for cactus plants and food-bearing plants, we chanced upon the few remaining red raspberry plants and since Becky is a big fan of raspberries and has fond memories of growing and eating them during childhood, we picked up two seedlings.  We also spotted an interesting-sounding blueberry variety, and Bish has fond memories of eating blueberry pancakes while camping on Whidbey Island in the summers of his childhood, so we added it to our shopping cart.

 As you can see, the raspberry plants are near one of our balcony's support beams.  They should get plenty of sun there.
The pink lemonade blueberry plant is near the other balcony support beam.  It, too, should get plenty of sun.  The straw underneath the plant is from our own back yard.

Before planting our berry plants we had to do a bit of soil preparation.  First we had to dig the holes, and since our back yard's native dirt is hard and clay-like we decided to dig large holes and fill them with our soil mixture to provide a lot of room for the roots to spread out in good soil before hitting the clay soil.  Our mixture included regular garden soil, some of the native dirt, and a large dose of special soil that is formulated specifically for acid-loving plants.  Hopefully this more acidic soil ph will also discourage weed growth in the immediate vicinity.

Pottery Garden

As if having a real back yard garden, and a front yard succulent garden wasn't enough, we started a pottery garden on our balcony.  Both Becky and Bish have a long history of pottery gardening, and we have both found that some plants do very well in pots.  We have several varieties of bell pepper in our pottery garden, along with romaine lettuce, thyme, oregano (only one small sprout so far), and green and purple basil.  The peppers were planted as seelings, and the rest were started from seeds.

This is an overview of the pottery garden.  Starting from the top of the frame we can see the giant marconi bell pepper in the blue pot, the romaine lettuce in the corner pot (hidden from view at this angle), the purple bell pepper in the grape-leaf decorated pot (behind the tail of the fishy pot), the red bell pepper and yummy snacking bell pepper in the fishy pot, the oregano and thyme in a yellowy circular pot, the purple and green basil in the other yellowy circular pot, and the orange bell pepper and green bell pepper in the closer fishy pot.

Satchmo inspected the fishy pot and decided that it was not a suitable place for napping.

 This is a closer-up view of the marconi bell, the romaine, and the purple bell.
This is a closer-up view of the red bell, yummy snacking bell, oregano, thyme, green and purple basil, and orange and green bells.


Cactus Garden

As if all of that wasn't enough to satisfy our garden craving, we planted a cactus garden.  It is in the back yard between the pear tree and the dwarf tangerine tree, and though it is small right now it has a lot of room for potential growth.  This area gets a lot of all-day sun, so it seemed like a natural fit for cactus.  Before planting the cactus garden we dug a large pit in the hard clay dirt, and we filled the cactus pit with a mix of gardening soil, special cactus-specific soil, gypsum, fertilizer, and native dirt.  As with the berry plants, we did this so that the cactus garden plants would have a large area of good soil in which to grow and get strong before they encounter the hard clay dirt that is endemic to this area.

 This is the cactus pit.  Squarehead is included in the photo for scale.  Spike and Longspade were also used for digging the cactus pit.
This is, to date, the first and only picture of Yours Truly, Bish, in an Episode of the New House Blog.  I am standing in the cactus pit.  This should convey some idea of the pit's depth.  Also seen in this picture is my awesome straw gardening hat.



 This is an overview of our cactus garden.  We have five varieties at this time: two prickly pear, two rat-tails cacti, two curiosity cacti, two angel wing cacti, and one sunburst cactus.

 This view shows one of the prickly pears.
 This is a close-up of the sunburst cactus.  Sadly, this little guy got stepped on  before being planted.  It seems to be doing ok, though, and we respectfully buried a branch that broke off when it was stepped on.

 This is what the rat tail cacti look like. They have little tiny fuzzy-looking needles that are not so fuzzy to the touch.  They even managed to penetrate my work gloves in several places.
Here we see what the angel wing cacti (the specimen on the left) and the curiosity cacti (the specimen on the right) look like up close.  As with the rat tails, the curiosities have insidious little fuzzy-looking spines that are quite adept at penetrating work gloves and human skin.

So far all cacti are doing well, and we are seeing new growth in the cactus garden.

BYA Update

While digging the hole for the blueberry plant we discovered two ancient pre-Bishopian artifacts - a rusty, corroded bolt of some sort, and a blue glass marble.


This rusty bolt is larger, and of a different style than the rusty nails we have previously uncovered.  We do not yet know the meaning or significance of this blue glass marble.




While digging the cactus garden pit we discovered several rusty nails of three different types.  These nails were not, as might initially be surmised, cast-offs from the recent fence replacement, and they were not remnants of the old fence.  They were buried too deeply, and corroded too much, to be recent additions to the dirt.

The different levels of corrosion would seem to indicate different metal compositions.  Also, we're not sure how the pre-Bishopians would have used the bent nails.  Obviously they would have been used to join wood at a corner or angle, but how would they have driven in such nails?  What kind of tools would they have had access to?

Finally, while doing maintenance on the pear tree, and clearing the weeds from around its base, we dug up this ancient dog chew toy.  Obviously it was meant for a small dog.  The question remains, however: did the pre-Bishopians practice animal husbandry or was this small dog purchased or traded for?

 I'm guessing that this ancient dog chew toy was either purchased or acquired in a trade.  It is inconceivable to me that the pre-Bishopians would have this level of plastic-forming technology.
This is the other side of the artifact.













Bonus Photo

We close out this exciting Episode with this bonus picture, taken not far from our New House.  Do you know what it means?


We know what it means.
     bIsh